A Clownspiracy-Thriller-Musical (about Coldplay) and Clown Dog Funeral double bill!

CHRIS MARTIN LIED TO US

Will Spence’s comic conspiracy-thriller (about Coldplay). #ItWasNotAllYellow

Chris Martin lied to us. He said it was all yellow. But that isn’t true!

Will has rewritten Coldplay’s breakout hit song Yellow eight times, to more accurately represent the entire visible spectrum of light. Now he’s become embroiled in a conspiracy of missing impersonators and something ominous is coming for him.

In this debut comedy hour, Will Spence (A Night of Drama, Poltergeist Theatre) takes you on a hyperactive trip into the rainbow, using PowerPoint and a karaoke track. Suitable for Coldplay lovers, Coldplay haters and everyone ambivalently in-between.

DOG FUNERAL

Take the “fun” out of “fun-eral” and throw the rest away!

Zoe W is holding a funeral for her childhood dog, and you’re invited! Yay!

Dressed in Victorian mourning garb and ready to cry on command, she’ll teach you how to properly perform your grief. All she wants is your sympathy, your tears and a goddamn glass of wine (please). Sadness is Zoe’s passion and this dog was Zoe’s best friend. It’s gonna be a rough one, so join the solemn ceremony and pay your respects with the good boys (may they rest in peace).

Each performance is approximately 60 minutes with a break in between.