Prepare to lower your expectations and strap in for a musical journey so questionable, you’ll wonder why you ever left your sofa.

Introducing N00ughtie Boizzzz, the only “grunge” band brave enough to butcher your favourite noughties pop songs. Expect Christina Aguilera and Busted like you’ve never (and maybe should never) have heard them – delivered with more angst than a 2003 MySpace post.

“better than the originals” – N00ughtie Boizzz

“please stop phoning this number” – Rachel Stephens

“that wasn’t one of mine” – Ian Watkins

And if that’s not enough chaos for you, brace yourself for Release the Hounds, a Simpsons-themed hardcore band heavier than their cease and desist lawsuit from 20th Century Fox. Expect more breakdowns than Otto’s school bus.

Manchester native, amateur porn fluffer and #6 globally ranked P Diddy impersonator Will Harte proudly presents the incoherent ramblings that have thrilled and delighted tens of people nationwide. Expect singing, dancing, laughter and if all else fails that thing where someone fires ping pong balls from various orifices