The Idiot’s Guide to Kink (7.30PM)

Want to spice up your love life? Not sure what ‘S&M’ stands for? Fifty Shades of Grey made you angry and confused? Never fear! Comedian Ros Ballinger is here to guide you through the strange, wonderful world of beginner’s BDSM. Spanking etiquette, dirty talk pitfalls, doms to avoid – no subject is off limits. Except PVC. She’s not into that.

Ros Ballinger is a comedian and performance poet who has been performing stand-up comedy for two and a half years across the North West, and made her Edinburgh Fringe debut in 2014. The Idiot’s Guide to Kink is her first solo show; a light-hearted, silly exploration of the world of kink and S&M, based on her own experiences within the BDSM community. Fresh from the Manchester Fringe, it returns on a week-long tour of the north. All pleasant perverts are invited.

Ros can most often be found pratting around on twitter at @hurricane_ros.

Operation Perfect Tea Set (9.30PM)

The daft dickheads return with their dark wit and surreal comedy sketches and poorly executed tap dance renditions of significant historic events.